Results Not Typical

So I’m following Girl Unlocked and trying to unfuck my life. For some reason today I am SURLY Mur. Got up at 7 to help young Miss Octavia Butler leave the house with her Hugo (the kids are doing Black History Month luncheon today and my kiddo is Octavia Butler, complete with prop Hugo.)

Once hubby and kiddo left, I got cranky. Got an email from a cranky listener. Apparently crankiness is a viral ETD (email transmitted disease) and I caught a full blown case of it. So I’ve done nothing, no unfucking, no breakfast. Then I got on Tumblr and got my shame on while reading the Unfuck Your Habitat and Girl Unlocked posts.

So. It’s 9:41. In 90 min I have to leave for the school to see my kid talk about Kindred ad MacArthur Grants to a bunch of parents who likely have never heard of Butler. So what can I do in that time?

1. Finish this post.
2. Make my bed.
3. Put on pants.
4. Write something.
5. Put away some clothes.
6. Unfuck my desk for 10 minutes.
7. Eat breakfast.

Not all in that order. But let’s see if I can do it. I want to get an animated gif reward, dammit! Will report back later.